- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

U ALL LIAK DIK

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

you know whats funny the letter Q

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What is cold? Winter

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why did he die? He was sick.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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