Bake until golden at 375

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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