- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

This is an anti-joke.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Knock knock --Come in.

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