Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

neil patrick harris

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

This is an anti-joke.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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