Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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