Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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dead battery come on down

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Jersey Shore

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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