What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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