- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Your social life

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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