What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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knock, knock come in

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Guess What! HI!

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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