Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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