- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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