- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

what do you watch ? a tv

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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