Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Knock knock. Death.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Cancer.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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hi corey

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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