- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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