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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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