what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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