A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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want a balloon? yeah

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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nba live 13

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Chinese drivers.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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