There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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captcha: all yer base

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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GONNA

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whats black? a black man

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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You have cancer

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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