What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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why?

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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