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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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