Spotto

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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do you want to hear a joke?

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wood cant chuck wood

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Samantha

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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