- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

The Pope

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Obama

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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