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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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