What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man made a sandwich.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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your mother hates you

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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