How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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