- Anti Joke

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

what do u call a black man a black man

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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