Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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