- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

An atheist walks into a church

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

how now brown cow. WTF.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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