- Anti Joke

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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