- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

An English man walks into a pub.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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