why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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WNBA

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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