How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Samantha

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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I never asked for this.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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meme

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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