How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Womens Rights.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Womens rights.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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