Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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dead battery come on down

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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