What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Are you Drew?

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Win and Beau have no friends

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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