What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Zach Barlow

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Shit!

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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