- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

matt f stupid because no one likes him

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Keep up the fun Nero!

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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