What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Men, get on the boat.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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#scabbers

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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