- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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