Colby Michael Schluter

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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