how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Hi? No!!!!!

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