A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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