What's 4+7 47

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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