What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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