What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Nothing yet CC

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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