whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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THE GAME

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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mc hammers income.

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Stephen Walking.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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