Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Bloody kids ...

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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