- Anti Joke

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

I lost my tractor.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table