why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Nothing yet CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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