- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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