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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Knock knock, Come in...

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

luke moore cant pull it back

im not as random as you think I- Potato

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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