i can't stand cripple jokes

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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