- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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