Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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