thermodynamics?

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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knock, knock come in

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

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