- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Straight men can be bronies.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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