- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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