- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

I can't see my forehead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Black people

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

knock knock ... no one was in

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

A baby seal walks into a club.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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