- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

fack me!

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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