What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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where are you?

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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