Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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soccor

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Penis

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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