- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Strawberries!

If life throws you melons... ouch

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

whats a willy? -brock

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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