Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What's 4+7 47

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pineapples

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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knock knock who's there no one

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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