yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Punch line.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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your father died

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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