- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Women's rights

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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