- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Women's rights

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

I saw a poor man named rich

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

knock knock go away

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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