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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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