- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Women.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

whats 2+2? 4

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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