- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

this is not a joke

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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