My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Fiats

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Wheelchair high jump

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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