What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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religion.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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