What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Fiats

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Black History Month

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s e m e n

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Hi

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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