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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Strawberries!

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

whats a willy? -brock

If life throws you melons... ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Women's rights.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Girls

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Lol! Why you wanna know?

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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