- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

A walrus walks into a bar

YEAH THEY DO.

Woman's rights.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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