Women's rights.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Girls

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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