Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

hey guys what's up?

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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