What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Muslim athletes.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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