- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Gangnam style

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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