- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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