Women.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Today is May 18 2016.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Gianni

Dylan is a person

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

dead battery come on down

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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