- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

? I hate niiggers ?

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Which is longer? A rope...

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

i have yougurt with tractor

You know what sucks? Yes.

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