YEAH THEY DO.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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