- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Womens' Rights

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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