Deadly cancer.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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