- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Women's rights

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

K.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

How old is your mom? Old.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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