A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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