What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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knock knock. come in.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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