- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Why? Whats wrong?

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Your all fags

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Are you a human?

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

What's 4+7 47

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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