Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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This sentence is false.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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toast points

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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