raping black women

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modern love

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Civil Rights.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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