How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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