- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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