Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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i like turtals and kids

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Anti Joke

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