- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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