- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish