This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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