- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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