- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

That's what she didn't say

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

penus

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Johan showering. . . AWK

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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