- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

A man made a sandwich.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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