Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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