What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Anti Joke

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