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Well educated black man.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

I'm a raging homosexual.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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