Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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K.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Penis

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Fox News.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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