Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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