why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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feces

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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