Bake until golden at 375

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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