- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

An boy with ADHD walks into a

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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