How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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this girl died

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Laugh.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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BOOBALANBOO

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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My tractor broke down.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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