What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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