What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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