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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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