yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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