Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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LOL May Wong

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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