- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

How old is your mom? Old.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Women's rights.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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