A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Snausages.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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