- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Hello

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

Do you know what's not right? Left.

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Women's rights

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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