- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

(Put joke here)

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Butt Sex.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

? I hate niiggers ?

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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