Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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