- Anti Joke

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What do you call an amazing person Good

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.