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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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