- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

fack me!

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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